Thursday, May 14, 2009

May 14 2009 (March For Life Special)

Song of the Day: “In Memory” by Shinedown

Moron in the Group of the day: Jeannine, you have once again risen above the rest to reach the prestigious position of Moron of the day. For those that DIDNT go to March for life, you missed Jeannine walk RIGHT INTO A STREET SIGN! The noise was great. But don’t feel too bad, Jeannine. I ran into a mailbox yesterday XD

March for life had its ups and downs. Jeannine took pleasure in pointing out that we were the only school that used an actual school bus. Everyone else had coach buses, except our school, which led to Jeannine proclaiming our school was a “welfare” school. Now Jeannine, there is a HUGE difference from being on welfare and being cheap. Im pretty sure that the three schools that were in our bus could’ve collectively afforded a coach bus, but we’re not worth their money I guess.

It rained like crazy, leading Jeannine to engage in an epic battle with a poncho, which she eventually lost. With the assistance of the St. Theresa’s Chaplain, she found and challenged another poncho. After five minutes involving a vampire and an explosion, she defeated the poncho and won supremacy, good for you :D

Then, throughout the ENTIRE march, we kept hearing the same cheer for about an hour. AND IT WAS SO ANNOYING!! Oh, well. We had the egg song to keep us busy eh guys? And of course we evaded hundreds of umbrellas that day on the march. I kept having to tug Tori under Andy’s umbrella. God Andy, SHARE!!!!! Stupid bible thumper......

Anyways I’ve been really busy so I’m sorry I haven’t posted anything recently.

Wednesday, May 6, 2009

May 6 2009

Song of the day: “100 Years” by Five For Fighting

Moron in the group of the day: Jaret, congratulations. You have risen from total ass face (Chelsea helped me with this one XD) to the prestigious honour of moron of the day. Why you ask? Because you got baked off Tylenol for one. And then you go so far as to yell at the top of your lungs “I hate this class” with Mr. Fahringer in the room. Clean your act up and go fuck Cally or I will balls you with my army boots. That should straighten you up.

Today Im blown away by the skill of flash and math combined. THATS RIGHT
CHELSEA! IM BLOGGING ABOUT YOUR BOYFRIENDS MATH GAME!!
WHATCHYA GONNA DO ABOUT IT? Me being in a flash course leads me to critique
stuff such as this. While I find the graphic reminded me of Comic Sans MS, my favourite
font, I suck at math so I’m kinda in between.

Oh yeah, back on the topic of people getting high, don’t. Its dumb. People who do it are dumb, hence why Jaret is moron of the day. Tina, you’ll be next if you keep running around apartment buildings in your underwear with Jen and Shilson. And we cant forget about your episode with the van can we? Nothing good (with the exception of good youtube footage) can come from being high.

Tuesday, May 5, 2009

May 5 2009

Song of the day: “Clumsy” by Our Lady Peace

Moron in the group of the day: Jeannine, you have made moron of the day completely based on video footage that we looked at during lunch. What WERE you doing in the booth at Dairy Queen, and for Matt’s sake, would you do it again? I’m such an Idiot XD

Onto a sadder note, I did not make it onto Student Council. Yes, I know, it sucks, but its okay. The grief is a lot easier to deal with than the anticipation for waiting. I’m so glad that’s over. Now I focus on the life I don’t have XD Maybe that’s something I should look into, getting a life. It wouldn’t be a bad thing I guess, just hard to maintain.

Moving onto the disappointing note, Nicole, WTF? I thought we’d seen the last of dirt bag ex-boyfriend Codie. Why was he here today? Was everything he said just bullshit? Is he staying at NCC? Is this some sort of a conspiracy? Seriously, WORK IT OUT OR ILL GET COLTON TO!

Chelsea, we had an awesome day today. I converted you into a Cartel fan with “The Minstrel’s Prayer” AND you’re reading my old fanfictions. I also turned you into a Foamy the Squirrel fan, not hard at all. We need to hang out again, soon. But next time, we’ll use an internet connection with no restrictions and do even crazier shit!

I declare today decent with its up and downs.

Monday, May 4, 2009

May 4 2009

Song of the Day: “Can You Feel The Love Tonight?” by Elton John

Moron in the group of the day: Today our moron is Johnny for making too many Alex related jokes at Dairy Queen. Seriously, some of us ARE trying to eat.

The victory party was a lot of fun. We need to do that again soon, REAL soon. When was the last time that we actually all went somewhere? Me on Student Council (which they still don’t know) isn’t the only thing we had to celebrate! CALLY WAS SUSPENDED! CALLY WAS SUSPENDED (Train dance eh Jeannine?)! Not only that, Nicole has finally freed herself from the shackles known as dirt bag boyfriend. Speaking of dirt bag boyfriend, today was supposedly Codie’s last day at NCC. THANK GOD! He can go do stuff....with people....and Boxxy. Once again, I apologize Boxxy. I know you’ve got you problems to deal with XD It does suck that Tina couldn’t make it though...she missed a hell of a party.

Well, an interesting lunch period led to many many new ideas for Colton’s reaction videos. 2 guys 1 horse, 2 guys 1 sandbox, 2 guys 1 Pizza Place, 1 Daniel 4 chair legs, 1 Daniel 1 table even 1 Ashley 1 $5 Party Sub. EWWWWW! I’m gonna get so many views on youtube from this. Colton I hope your stomach can handle a few of these. You were also MIA from the party, but you had to get your sis so that’s okay.

Tomorrow the results for the election SHOULD be in. I’ll hope for the best!

Sunday, May 3, 2009

May 3 2009

Song of The Day: “For A Pessimist, I’m Pretty Optimistic” by Paramore

Moron of the Day: Chelsea, you are officially a moron for believing you have no talent. I mean, come on. You tutor math, you play piano and you can ride freakin horses! Oh, you want more proof of how awesome you are? Let me put it to you acrostically:

2 Cool4school
Hidden ability to garden (You can give life to stuff, COME ON! THAT’S AWESOME!)
Enigmatic (That’s right, I’m using MY WORD to describe you, feel HONOURED)
Loves Horses and can make them jump over stuff
Secret Metalhead
Enlightens others with piano playing and Neyo covers
Able to watch BME Pain Olympics WITHOUT THROWING UP!

Feel Better?

So my little brother performed at a talent show with a friend. They played two songs on their guitars. No they did NOT rip off Tegan and Sara. They could never pull off Tegan and Sara. I highly doubt they know who the hell Tegan and Sara are. But that’s ok. I didn’t go, I was finding sources for my history ISU....and got sidelined on youtube :D

Today was kinda boring, but it’s Sunday! It’s supposed to be boring!!!!! I’ll have more to say on Monday Monday Monday (Did anybody get the Tegan and Sara reference? No? I didn’t think so.)

May 2 2009

Song of the Day: “Who Says You Can’t Go Home?” by Bon Jovi featuring Jennifer Nettles

Moron in the group of the Day: Today’s moron is none other than Nicole for her inability to have a private phone conversation in her house. Seriously, I call her cell and end up talking to not only her but Stacie and her mom. Nicole, lock yourself in your bathroom next time. That’s where your sisters Twilight fangirl powers diminish.

Well I feel like the biggest idiot. I bring home my books to start my history ISU and I forget my topic proposal. Delays, delays. Oh well, I read more on my topic (The Siege of Tyre) and I’m starting to get nervous on how I’m gonna be able to turn one battle into a three thousand word essay. I’m gonna need a couple more sources for my bibliography. My teacher said aim for 8 but all I have is 2 books and 1 internet source.

I went to go and cork wine with my mom and Mike. Corking wine isn’t the hardest thing in the word to do and it gave me something to do for an hour before work. The people who own it seem pretty nice. They have their own website and Facebook page for their business too! That’s pretty cool.....so long as they don’t go to Twitter. FUCK TWITTER!

Today I find my brain in self destruct mode. They wouldn’t give the results of the student council yesterday because the teacher that works with them wasn’t there. The suspense is killing me! MISS LESSARD! SHOULD YOU FIND THIS, GET BACK TO SCHOOL SOON! This is causing more grief than I thought it would, oy.

Okay so this entry is a little bit late but you know what? NO! It was almost midnight, I just got back from work and I was tired aight? AIGHT!

Friday, May 1, 2009

May 1 2009

Song of the day: “The Minstrel’s Prayer” by Cartel

Moron in the group of the day: Congratulations Ashley, three days in a row. Today’s reason? Lack of aim when it came to sacking Jaret. The fact that you were not even two feet away from the guy says that maybe you’re targeting system needs an upgrade. Have Colton take you to the auto part experts at Auto Zone, they can help you with maintenance and installation. Then again you were able to hit him the second time, so good job :)

This weekend is gonna suck :( I am in no mental state of mind to tackle my history ISU and yet I know that if I leave it too long Ill be screwed. On top of that, I’m gonna have my stupid brother looming over my head with a dog that can be very irritating. Sometimes I wanna shoot him, but then I stop and think “Hey, if he keeps this up somebody else will shoot him for me.” That kind of thinking has helped me survive those long cold nights XD But my great escape is gonna be when I get to go to work, I LOVE my job!!!

Jeannine, where were you today? And where was Johnny? Why is it that you leave me to deal with the drama of everybody else, with the “He’s dumping her” or “She’s gonna dump him”? Is this some sort of last minute April Fools Day joke or something? NOT FUNNY!!! Oh well, I guess you need your little break. But next time invite me, I’ll bring snacks!

Well this blog may be kinda short so I’ll just leave on a positive note with a memorable Chuck Norris reference:

There is no 'ctrl' button on Chuck Norris's computer. Chuck Norris is always in control